Don’t tell anyone, but my husband is better at Covid than I am.
I reach for a cookie, he does sit-ups. I bake brownies, he gets on the treadmill. I veg out in front of the television, and he’s downstairs practicing his golf swing.
I get bored, and eat. He gets bored, and cranks out a set of push-ups.
After almost a year of sheltering in place, I’m a mess, and he’s in better shape than ever.
Can you divorce someone for being perfect?
Brand new year, same crap virus.
Just to keep it interesting, Covid-19 has come up with a few new variations. And here we are, hunkering down for another winter of lockdown, Zoom, and Netflix.
Into a sadly distanced holiday season, Netflix dropped a champagne glass bubbling over with cheer. Death to 2020, a British mockumentary from the creative minds behind Black Mirror, had me laughing out loud.
In a year that bounced from frightening to bizzare and back again, Charlie Brooker and Annabel Jones have managed to find the funny. Find it, dissect it, and serve it up on a platter—proving that laughter is the best medicine.
If you’re feeling a little lost and low, now that the gifts have been opened, the balls have dropped, and the fireworks are over, check out Death to 2020. It injects humour into a year that desperately needed it.
In what may be the picture that best encapsulates the whole depressing year, @gregorycochrane gives us this haunting image of a dining dome floating in Lake Ontario…
Until this pandemic invaded our lives, I’d never even heard of a dining dome. Sign of the times.
Bitter winds chased this particular plastic bubble into the November cold lake, where it danced above the grey, freezing waves and promptly sank beneath them.
This nightmare we call 2020 is sinking into the past, and with a vaccine on the horizon, here’s hoping for a better, safer 2021.
I’ll be taking a break this December, hunkering down in my robe, watching Netflix inside and the snow falling outside.
Happy Holidays. Happy New Year.
See you here in 2021, same Bat Time, same Bat Channel 🙂
Like many other couples during this past summer, Keith and Chris had to make a few changes to their wedding plans. First up, whittling down the guest list. At the time, Covid restrictions in British Columbia limited outdoor gatherings to 50 people or less.
The outdoor part was easy, the men having always planned on having their service in Keith’s parents’ backyard.
Scaling down the guest list from a cozy 105 to a painful 45? Not so easy.
Because the invitations had already gone out, Keith and Chris had to make a lot of tough phone calls. Tell people they cared about that they couldn’t come to their wedding.
When Covid concerns had their catering service bowing out, a determined Keith and Chris rolled up their sleeves and prepared all the food for the wedding party.
Amid all the Covid-dictated changes, some things remained the same. The couple didn’t have to go looking for another ringbearer…
Their Bernese Mountain Dog, Gus had no problem walking down the aisle with them.
Cars, buses, trains—gone.
Okay, they’re still here, but not for long.
Virgin Hyperloop wants to get you there—anywhere, everywhere—faster, much faster. From Gatwick to Heathrow in four minutes, from Dubai to Abu Dhabi in twelve. That kind of faster.
No problem. They’ll just pop you into a pod inside a vacuum tube, and blast away at 1000 km/h.
A futuristic transport system? Definitely, but the future is closer than you think.
Virgin Hyperloop has completed its first passenger journey. Meet Sara Luchian and Josh Giegel—pod people.
To quote Sara, “It’s an exhilarating ride.” Smooth with no roller-coaster effects, meaning neither she nor Josh got sick. Good to know.
One not so small problem?
The vacuum tube sits on a track. Space has to be found and tracks have to be built for each trip. Lots and lots of track.
You didn’t think the future would be easy, did you?